me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.
“She imagines him imagining her.
This is her salvation.”
Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin (via feellng)
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
i only have two emotions
- yeah man
- nah son
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”